Christmas, Holiday Card • Corny Christmas
It’s Christmas. Someone on your list lives for a truly terrible pun. You already know exactly who that person is.
You could have gone tasteful. Heartfelt. Something that didn’t require explaining at Christmas dinner. But, you know your people.
This card was made for the one who will read it out loud, pause for effect, and then look around to make sure everyone got it.
If you know someone like that. Or if you ARE someone like that. Congratulations. You found the card.
Stop reading this. Go send it to them.
Printed on 110lb card stock, blank inside for your own message. Includes a high-quality, richly colored, red gummed envelope for sending. Comes packaged in a protective cellophane sleeve and delivered to you in a fabulous water-resistant metallic envelope via USPS First Class Mail.
Designed in Florida. Printed in America. For the people who believe no Christmas is complete without at least one truly magnificent groaner.
Copyright 2026 Press & Pour Inc.
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