A white greeting card with black printed text reading 'colon noun | kŃ-lŏō ] a shitty place to get cancer.' stands upright on a brown envelope against a warm beige background.

Cancer Card • Colon Definition

Availability:In stock

Product type:Cancer Greeting Card

Categories: Cancer Cards

The dictionary has spoken.

Some people get a diagnosis and everyone around them gets quiet and strange and starts choosing their words very carefully. And then there are the people who look at a colon cancer diagnosis and immediately think: someone needs to just say it. This card says it. Clinically. Definitively. With exactly the right word.

Because sometimes wit is the most loving language there is. And “a shitty place to get cancer” is just the facts, delivered by someone who shows up with humor when everyone else shows up with flowers.

For the person who handles everything with a straight face and a sharp sense of humor. The friend who would read this and say “yep, that’s exactly right.” The one who needs real over sentimental every single time.

Stop reading this. Go send it to them.

Printed on 110lb card stock, 4.5" x 6.25" folded (A6 size). Comes packaged in a protective cellophane sleeve and delivered to you in a fabulous, water-resistant, metallic envelope via USPS First Class Mail. Includes a high-quality peel and press craft envelope for sending.

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Designed in Florida. Printed in America. Because the dictionary doesn’t lie and neither does this card.

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