Cancer Card • Ass Cancer Wipe It Out

Availability:In stock

Product type:Cancer Greeting Card

Categories: Cancer Cards

Ass cancer picked the wrong person.

Some people get a diagnosis and their friends immediately start hunting for the most unhinged card they can find. This one is for those friends. No tiptoeing. No sympathy face. Just a hand-drawn roll of toilet paper and the absolute truth: you’re going to wipe it out.

For the one who told you to stop being weird about it. The friend who makes dark jokes in the waiting room. The person who needs a laugh more than a hug right now. For everyone who handles the worst stuff with humor and would be genuinely offended by a sappy card.

Stop reading this. Go send it to them.

Printed on 110lb card stock, 4.5" x 6.25" folded (A6 size). Comes packaged in a protective cellophane sleeve and delivered to you in a fabulous, water-resistant, metallic envelope via USPS First Class Mail. Includes a high-quality, peel and press, gray envelope for sending.

Designed in Florida. Printed in America. Because ass cancer doesn’t get the last laugh. Your person does.

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