Birthday Card • Fish Birthday Card
Oh. My. Cod. 🐟
When their age is… a lot… but so is their sense of humor.
This funny birthday card features a wide‑eyed, shocked fish and the text:
“Oh my cod… you’re how old?”
Perfect for friends, siblings, coworkers, and anyone who can handle a little birthday roast.
DETAILS
• Size: A6 (4.5" x 6.25")
• Paper: 110 lb premium cardstock
• Inside: Blank for your own snarky message
• Includes: Craft envelope
• Packaging: Protected in a cellophane sleeve for safe delivery (ready to gift or mail!)
PERFECT FOR
• Your favorite fisherman
• Snarky, irreverent birthday wishes
• Milestone birthdays (30, 40, 50, “don’t ask”)
• Friends who lie about their age
• Anyone who appreciates a good fish pun
Add a little harmless emotional damage to their big day with this delightfully rude fish birthday card.
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