A white greeting card with black text reading 'ANOTHER YEAR OLDER AND YOUR BOOBS ARE STILL ABOVE YOUR KNEES NOW THAT'S SOMETHING TO CELEBRATE!' decorated with small party-themed doodles, shown standing on a pink envelope against a warm beige background.

Birthday Card • Boob Birthday Card

Availability:In stock

Product type:Birthday Greeting Card

Categories: Birthday Cards

Some birthdays call for something sentimental. Something heartfelt. Something that makes her cry happy tears.

This is not that card.

This is the card for the women who have been laughing together long enough to find the whole thing absurdly hilarious. The ones who meet for coffee and tell each other the truth. The ones whose friendship is bold enough to celebrate getting older with a good natured roast instead of a polite card nobody will remember.

If you know a woman like that, congratulations. You found her card.

Stop reading this. Go send it to them.

Blank inside for your own message. Write something worthy of a friendship this honest.

Printed on 110lb card stock, 4.5" x 6.25" folded (A6 size). Comes packaged in a protective cellophane sleeve and delivered to you in a fabulous, water-resistant, metallic envelope via USPS First Class Mail. Includes a high-quality, richly colored pink envelope for sending.

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Designed in Florida. Printed in America. For the women who have been friends long enough to say the thing out loud and laugh until they cry.

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