A hand holds a white greeting card with a humorous math illustration and text that reads, 'INTERESTING MATH YOU'VE GOT NINE MONTHS TO FIGURE IT OUT GOOD LUCK AND CONGRATS!' against a warm beige background.

Baby Shower, Pregnancy Card • Interesting Math

A white greeting card with a black text and cartoon baby math diagram, held by two hands with bright pink fingernails against a solid beige background.

Baby Shower, Pregnancy Card • Interesting Math

Availability:In stock

Product type:Baby Shower Card

Categories: Baby Shower Cards

Someone you know just solved for X. And X is a baby.

Most people respond to a pregnancy announcement with balloons and tears and a card with a watercolor elephant on it. You are not most people. You did the math, you understood the assignment, and you landed here. Good call.

This card is for the engineer, the scientist, the analyst, the data nerd who approached parenthood the same way they approach every problem: with research, a spreadsheet, and the quiet confidence that they can optimize their way through anything. They cannot. Babies are gloriously unoptimizable. But, they’re going to figure that out soon enough.

If you know someone like that, congratulations... you found their card.

Stop reading this. Go send it to them.

Printed on 110lb card stock, 4.5" x 6.25" folded (A6 size). Comes packaged in a protective cellophane sleeve and delivered to you in a fabulous, water-resistant, metallic envelope via USPS First Class Mail. Includes a high-quality, peel and press craft envelope for sending.

Designed in Florida. Printed in America. For the person who ran the numbers and still said yes.

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